now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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