Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Randomize
