my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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