Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
