College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i wish my penis had a tongue
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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