Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize