we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So. Much. Porn.
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