we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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