Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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