What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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