he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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