How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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