I'm really into asian looking animals
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I love having hate sex.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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