ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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