Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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