People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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