I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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