i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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