Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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