i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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