This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He shit in the fireplace
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
