HIV tests are more positive than that guy
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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