wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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