It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
