So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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