the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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