We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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