Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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