Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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