there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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