I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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