Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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