I bet he comes in French.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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