Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Randomize
