Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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