your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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