kristin has been a bad kristin
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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