i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Do plants get herpes?
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