I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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