sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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