I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just puked most of my soul out..
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
