and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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