i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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