Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
