You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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