you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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