I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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