I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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