I must be too annoying 4 u.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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