Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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