I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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