When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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