If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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